This is for my Sarah Beth. An account of her daily adventures and discoveries.

I'm on the hunt for a dress to wear to a friend's wedding.  While Sarah and I were wandering the mall this past week I decided to try on some dresses.  So, there I am with Sarah in a dressing room and a bunch of dresses.  Her first statement to me was, "Oh, you're going to look so beautiful for Daddy in that dress."  I must have given her a strange look because she didn't say that again.  As I continue to try dresses on she then states, "Are you going to wear that for Halloween Mom?"  I didn't buy that dress.  Next, I put on a very bright floral pattern dress and Sarah yells out, "Oh Mom, that hurts my eyes!"  Gosh, you gotta love the honesty of children.  The final funny of that day was (drumroll please) I was having difficulty zipping a dress up and Sarah asked me what was wrong so I said that my boobs were too big to fit into it.  She thought that was too bad because she thought it was pretty.  As I was taking it off I suggested to her that she try on the dress.  I hear, "Oh no Mom, my boobs are way too small.  Look."  I turned around and she had lifted her t-shirt and she was staring down at her "boobs"  Too funny!